
One unavoidable aspect of traveling is going through customs security. Most of the time it is a simple but annoying process. Then there are those times that customs and security are so mind-boggling frustrating that I am tempted to say, “ Can I see what’s in YOUR bag”, or “I just went through security, what could you possibly find that team didn’t 5 minutes ago?”. I also have a fantasy of throwing my belongings at the airport security and yelling, “I don’t need to take this, Jaz out!” I understand that these people are just doing their jobs. However airports and train station security have given me experiences that I will remember for a life time. I give you the ongoing series: Customs.
Ireland Edition: You guys are pushing it.
The only real advice I can give when it comes to dealing with customs is to just go with it and be polite in the face of absurdity. Having an attitude or showing any sign of weakness will only make things worse. By the time I had traveled my second time to Ireland in the fall of 2011 I had my fair share of stories and experiences with customs and security. But I had never flown back to America near the time of September 11th before. It had occurred to me that it might be a “thing” I needed to deal with. But I was coming from Dublin. How bad could it be? Apparently it’s a big deal no matter where you are flying from. Oh, and it was the 10 anniversary of September 11th as well.
I got to the airport a little over two hours before my flight as you are supposed to for international flights. I had lucked out in printing my boarding pass 24 hours ahead of time. Taking a quick glance at the line of people waiting to get it printed out and check in I knew I had made the right call. It was one of the longest lines I had seen in an airport on a non-holiday. I walked in the direction of my terminal and was greeted by an employee asking to see my boarding pass and passport. After he gave it back he instructed me to go to security. I briefly thought it was odd because with most European airports you don’t go through actual security until you get to your gate. The line was long but I had a lot of time so I wasn’t too worried. It seemed other people were a bit flustered though. They were mostly Americans which didn’t surprise me because we are among the most impatient of people (I say that with plenty of pride and love for my country, USA! USA!). At this point I am pretty good and efficient at airport security routines. Even though I get slightly nervous before it’s my turn to go through the scanner. What if I drop my bag and it falls open? What if I go off in the scanner and they ask me questions? I will slow down the line and everyone will stare at me! It went pretty smoothly and I was instructed to go to the US customs and passport control line. Every country does this a little differently but I did recall that coming from Ireland previously had been a bit more paperwork than other places. First off, The US passport control is in a completely isolated section of the airport. Though Dublin airport is not huge compared to other international airports, it is still a bit of a walk. I had to take several escalators down to actually get to the line which of course was very long. Once again judging by the amount of people there I was in for a long wait. The security team had people fill out standard customs form before entering the line. There were two lines; one for Americans and one for everyone else and neither seemed to be moving more quickly than the other. I have been security and custom lines before but this one seemed to be more intense. The security team were picking people out of the line and openly interrogating them on what they were doing there, why were they traveling, why their papers were out of order, etc. Of course it was hard not to notice that the people being questioned had darker skin and exotic accents. This wasn’t the first time I had witnessed this kind of obvious racial profiling but it still made me a little uneasy. It was easy to see to it had that effect on other people's moods as well. I kept quiet while trying to keep my mind blank and not focus on how slow this line was going. It took me about 40 minutes to get to the front. The reason it was talking so long was they were talking to each person for a long time. Some people were getting flustered or agitated which seemed to make the conversations go longer. Even though I had done this before I was getting nervous. I Of course had done nothing wrong but I feared if I said anything weird it might make things go south for me since it appeared security was taking this very seriously. By the time it was my turn I walked up with a smile and did the standard, “Hello, How are you?”. I can’t remember what the man said because I was nervous. He asked the normal questions, “How long have you been here? Where did you fly in from before this? Where in America are you going?”. I answered all of them politely and then he asked why I visited Dublin. I said for travel and friends. He asked “Have you done a lot of partying?”. I immediately replied, “Not a lot, no”. He looked at and smiled, ‘Well why not?. I laughed, “I did some! But you guys make me nervous so I just said it!”. He laughed and stamped my passport.
After getting my passport stamped I walked down a hallway to what I assumed was my gate. But alas it lead me to another security check and scan. Another one! I had done the scan once already. What could I possibly have in my case that I didn’t have at the first check? After almost two hours of security my patience was wearing thin but I did what I needed to do and went through the check. Finally I got to my gate which seemed to be super small and guarded. No stores except for a candy stand. Since that was my only option I went and grabbed one for before the flight. The lady at the register said she needed to scan my passport. I obliged but looked at her questionably. She sighed and told me that now anytime a customer buys something in the US terminal their passport must be scanned and what they bought must be registered in the system. I started laughing, I couldn’t help it. I could see the headlines now, “4’11 girl brings down plane with caramel chocolate bar.” The lady told me it was new regulations and I felt for her. I am sure other people gave her a hard time about it.
Finally it was time to board the plane. The scene was again a bit chaotic as people were frazzled and tired. I got in line as usual as they checked my boarding pass and ticket. But instead of walking straight onto the plane everyone had to walk a couple of hallways down…to another line. This line actually lead to the ramp connected to the plane. When I got to the head of the line it appeared two security guards were checking people’s passports again! I swear I had this checked 5 times already. I held it out and the man asked if I had a passport cover to put my passport in. I didn’t as it is not mandatory. He took me out of line and another man came over to question me. Me!? Really?! He asked very serious questions that I have only been asked before boarding a flight to Israel. “Did you and you alone pack this suitcase? Did anyone give you any gifts? Anything that could be explosive? Can you be sure? Any electronics in your bag”. I answered accordingly clearly a bit annoyed. I was becoming one of the masses now. I didn’t care if my attitude showed. They were also asking these questions very quickly as if they were trying to get me flustered and confess. But I stood head-to-toe with their style and answered just as quick and efficiently as they were asking. Then my favorite part happened.
Security: What were you doing in Ireland?
Me: Traveling.
Security: How long did you stay?
Me: 5 and a half days.
Security: Where did you stay?
Me: At a friend’s house in Rahnnallgh neighborhood.
Security: Is your friend Irish?
Me: No.
Security: What nationally is your friend?
Me: Korean. South.
It was over. I had won. They don’t have anything on South Koreans. He gave me back my passport and I was on my merry way. Although I wasn’t so merry. I was angry. That was ridicules. It’s like the whole strategy was to make me confused and think, “Well I don’t know, Am I terrorist? I need to think about it now.” The plane had the same atmosphere as the gate. People were pissed and stressed. Some people almost didn’t make the flight because security took so long. People were snapping at each other while trying to get bags to fit in the overhead. People weren’t moving fast enough to their seats. The in-flight movie had been cancelled. It seemed like passenger war was about to break out.
Then a stewardess came in and started snapping at everyone to sit down. She started to openly and loudly complain to the other stewardess how she hated her job and how it took her 15 minutes to get to the gate. Whenever someone had a question she would roll her eyes before answering. It felt like the passengers all united mentally with each other after that. Everyone started talking to each other kindly. Because we all could on agree on two things: That security was ridicules and that stewardess is a total bitch.



